gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.

Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.

by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007

gator

The term GATOR, which is short for INSTIGATOR is someone who can cause drama between groups or individual while miraculously remaining nuetral to all parties. Usually a devine talent, or someone who is experienced in the art 'con'.

Fred, you are such a gator.
Fred, why do you have to gator all the time.
Fred, stop gatoring.

by r3lic June 19, 2006

Gateshead

A bit of a shit hole when compared to Newcastle which is across the river. Home of the Metrocentre, rusty angels and drugged up, charva filled council estates.

Britany: Yuh ganin tuh baha th neet?
Chelsea: eenaw Gatesheads shite man, am off doon the big market me like

by blueiceburglettuce May 10, 2009

Bill Gates

A man who had to cheat, steal and kill to get where he is today. Only to have brain washed 95% of Americans using his horrible operating system.

Bill Gates didnt make the internet, he stole that idea from a friend.

by RoBoYtO July 15, 2008

gator hyde

The cap off a tire that has the tread on it.Usually seen in the middle of the highway.

Man I almost hit that big piece of gator hyde laying there in the road.

by unknown November 17, 2002

gatord

1) The act of being stabbed, or shanking someone.
2) Having to do with going to jail for a very long time.
3) Being Crazy

You've just been gatord!

Gators crazy! he'll do anything for his friends!

by gbrd January 6, 2008

gatorcrotch

A ravenously infested crotch area that snaps off anything that gets close to it.

An infectious disease that creates a swollen area around the vaginal area that makes it seem like a gators mouth.

Fuck no. I ain't getting laid by that woman. She nearly bit my member off that gatorcrotch when i mentioned letters to penthouse.

by Aesphirities March 9, 2008