Fun Cum

-Fun Cum-

When a man ejaculates in his pants, also known as "jizzing", has an intense surge of hornyness after participating in a non-sexual activity.

(Fu(h)n) (Cu(h)m)

After that game of chess I believe i had a fun cum because of the intense strategy I put in to win.

by FunCUMmer May 27, 2009

fun governor

Someone who must make sure to quell or stop activities that would be viewed as fun by others (usually due to general laziness, jealousy, fear or lameness).

( a name usually assigned to wives )

can be shortened by calling the guilty person an "F.G.".

Holy crap, Madonna is such a fun governor! She flipped out when we wanted to wear her maxi pads as hats!

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Fun Dipping

When a girl blows you to get your dick wet. You put your dick in cocaine and fuck her in the pussy.

I ran throughout the party fun dipping every chick I could find.

by kbez July 12, 2015

fun chats

Fun chats between one person and another is used as an alternative phrase for 'sexting'.

"Yeah, me and your mum have fun chats"

by Shelf August 11, 2017

fun size

Ironically enough, not fun.

Give me a king size Snickers any day. Now THAT's fun size.

by Zegeroth October 10, 2007

Fun Dip

When a man and a woman buy a lot of fundip and put it in a big cocaine looking pile. The woman gives the man a wet and sticky blowjob. After the blowjob the man sticks his dick in the fundip and the woman licks it all off and then you repeat until all the powder is gone.

Hey Cindy, why are you buying all this candy? Because Eric and I are going to do the Fun Dip.

by Mr.Platypus April 8, 2012

fun moocher

Someone you dont really like who comes to your house uninvited and eats your food and hangs out with you and your friends but doesn't add to the converstation or make jokes i.e. stealing fun from you and your homies

Matt: God, alex is such a fun moocher he just comes to your house for the xbox and food. Who even invited him
Jack: noone!

by Matt Santucci February 11, 2008