catch me fuck me glasses

The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.

I was in Army bootcamp when they issued me my catch-me-fuck-me-glasses.

by Smokey March 04, 2005

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oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 12, 2020

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fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 05, 2005

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fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.

Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.

well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.

by my name is no buddy December 09, 2017

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