fucktard

A stronger insult than "retard," and slightly more vulgar. This phrase can be used to refer to individuals or objects of concern in a vulgar manner. It is a shortened form of Fucking Retard often used on the internet.
See Fucktarded

That fucktard stole my bike!

by Justforyou. April 23, 2005

Tri-Fuckta

A Tri-Fuckta is a sexual act that three guys can engage in where one guy fucks another guy in his asshole while he's being fucked in HIS butt-hole by a third dude.

Three of my roomies had a Tri-Fuckta the other night, and all of us had cumgasms -- since I was in the middle, I was fucking one cadet while another was fucking me in my boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021

Fucktard

Another more exciting word for insulting people such as retard, stupid, and dumbass

Kayla: I love cheese
Amber: your such a Fucktard

by **A-m-A-n-D-a** June 8, 2005

Fucktard

The shortened way to say "fucking retard". Someone who is a complete, well...retard. Used to describe idiots of all varieties, including but not limited to: Myspace whores, every boss you've ever had, your parents, The Jonas Bothers, people who never leave the /b/ forum, and Mrs.Pacman.

My uncle ran into the screen door once, he looked like a fucktard.

Some girl: Can you believe he asked me out again?
Some girl's friend: After cheating on you? What an idiot.
Some girl: I know, what a fucktard.

by frogy8thefly May 6, 2009

fucktardery

the highest level of bullshit, the ultimate clusterfuck, and something that truly goes beyond all rhyme, reason, definition of sanity, logic, rationality, or anything that remotely resembles functionality

Why is the President Elect nearly getting us killed with his Twitter account?

I don't fucking know. It's complete fucktardery.

by Letterstogestapo December 8, 2016

fucktard

A contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used to negatively describe a person, place, event, or thing. Note that all fucktards are assclowns, although not all assclowns are fucktards.

(1) Saddam Hussein is a total fucktard.
(2) That song was fucktarded.

by BasharTeg March 7, 2003

suck-fucktard

refers to a person who is fucked up and acting like a retard, and really, really sucks.

Jane: "Oh my god, DeeDee was being a total suck-fucktard last night! I was so embarrassed to be seen with her."

Betty: "Yeah, she has the tendency to behave that way."

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007