When you go to take a shit and all that comes out is a fart that makes your cheeks wet. Toilet is clear, but the TP is as brown as a bear. Not to be confused with a shart which does in fact provide some goods.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
Note: If your bear is white - you are wiping the wrong hole.
by rbpc May 1, 2014
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A gigantic muffler mod used mostly on asian import cars, it sounds stupid (Ie. Fart) and its only real purpose is to make up for the drivers tiny penis.
by Justin Barrett October 7, 2005
Get the fart-can mug.Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005
Get the test fart mug.This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.
He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.
by New English May 6, 2009
Get the Post Poop Fart mug.to break wind in the cup of your hand and wave it up to a friend's nose and mouth area so that they get a fresh dose of the wretched gas.
Bird gave David a "good game" as Goodbary gagged after David handed him a potent fart muffin as they sat in the President's office discussing the master plan.
by CPE-33 April 28, 2006
Get the fart muffin mug.A Meth Fart is a build up of noxious, putrid, and sometimes toxic gasses that accumulate inside of a meth atticts tweeker colon. Meth farts usually occur after a 5-7 day meth binge. They are usually induced by a large piece of pizza or a blueberry danish. Sometimes they smell like burning rubber on the side of the freeway. You can usually tell how much a person does by duration of the flatulence. Some can last up to 90 seconds. Tighter sphincters create louder, more trumpet like exclamations of gas.
Bill: Hey Jan!
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
Jan: Hey Bill!
Bill: Do you smell that offensive odor? It smells like a dead carcaus.
Jan: Yeah I smell that, Lori just had a massive meth fart before leaving my trailer.
Bill: Oh wow, that's ripe. How long did it last??
Jan: Ahhh gosh, I dont know, like 40 seconds. It woke up my cat.
by Editor in Chief of the sun November 7, 2010
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