French Class

The time of the day where you lounge in your chair thinking about going home. You never manage to get free time, but when you do it’s the last two minutes of the class. You and your friends sit together at the same table. One Asian kid, a European, at least one American, and a pair of twins. When you forget to do your homework, the teacher never gets after you.

Person 1: Hey, what’s your next class?
Person 2: French class...

by FrenchyBoi January 27, 2019

French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside

French teachers

by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

French Knees

A Winnipeg specific term that means ticklish or sensitive knees.

You don't like your knees touched? You must have french knees.

by WinnipegerExpat May 11, 2021

French nugget

Very rare occurrence when stimulating an anus, the tip of tongue can sometimes penetrate the anus with enough pressure application. In instances where the recipient of such activity relaxes themselves in the comfort of the experience, they unknowing release a perfectly timed tiny turd, also known as the French Nugget.

“I heard she likes the good ole Sphincter Swirl?” “She sure does! She even gave me a French Nugget last night.” “For real? That’s awesome!”

by Newfie blogger November 22, 2021

French people

Whores with superiority complex

“God, those French people are such whores.”

“Aren’t those basically synonyms?”

by Cottagewh0rebisexual November 27, 2022

snowy frenchfry

a penis with cocaine on top of it

Heather loved brian's snowy frenchfry, she such a coke head!

by Dick Nasty July 26, 2005

The grass is greener on my side of the fence

The grass is greener on my side of the fence is when life is going better for you than it is for your neighbors. It's going better because there's Kratom growing in your grass, making it greener. You chug Kratom or make tea out of it or take Kratom pills and then you become happier and life is better. Kratom makes the grass greener.

Steve: Tyler. Why are you so happy like the grass is greener on your side of the fence.

Tyler: Because the grass IS greener on my side of the fence. There's Kratom here. I am buzzed on Kratom. If you want the grass to be greener on your side too, try Kratom!

Steve: Thanks!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 6, 2023