forked out

to eject someone unceremoniously from an interesting Skype or IM conversation.

I was just forked out of the skype. I don't understand why. Was I being annoying? Were you guys about to talk smack about me?

by onehornedpony November 24, 2010

Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013

forbes parsons

A miserable cockeyed cunt who cheats on his wife and smuggled in moonshine

"That Forbes parsons feller is a cunt"

by Xxhervxx April 21, 2015

Foredraw

Writing or drawing something on someones forehead so they don't notice and other people give them dirty looks in public.

Lets go foredraw a dick on Benji's head

by sanjay gupta July 13, 2015

Forked chin

A chin dimple which is far from being cute. Usually having acne scars close it makes it look even more ghastly. Looks really a lot worse than double chin.

Mary: heyya saw u with that cute girl yesterday.
John: yea, I hate her forked chin.

by Mary john Watson August 22, 2016

Forced perspective

Forced perception is when you take a photo or create a false vision where size is in equal proportion.

If you place a foot right up close to the camera and have a person far away, but in alignment with the foot to create the illusion of a giant stepping on them. That is forced perspective.

by Faceman101202303 July 27, 2016

forbidden ecstasy

The female component of a ship known as Krack in which the female is so attractive she is unattainable and a forbidden drug to the male partner.

Kristen is Jack's forbidden ecstasy. He thinks he's a 9 but is actually a 3.

by Krack Krazy May 31, 2016