God

Some dude that made us in his flawed image

god is dead

by shfshfgbdsbe December 11, 2020

God

Kurapika

Person 1: do you like kurapika?
Person 2: yes he’s a god, akaku

by thexhainuser May 15, 2021

God

Memes and death

“Show me a picture of God”
*gets a picture of Sanic*

by Zer0Rebel4 June 7, 2018

God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

by theRealZeRo November 17, 2018

God

This is the person that is not a he nor a she cause God is his own being. He is your father in heaven who cares for you and gives you free will but you can't take advantage of that. You have to decide on your own on what to do and when you need help then he's there.(he won't immediately help you right then and there, we'll he might, but he will.) Cause think, you only have about 70 years of living on this earth and want to drink and have fun or not even believe in God? But in heaven you will have eternity and have all that you want but still shouldn't take advantage of that:) just look at the sun, how is a ball of fire still burning out there for millions of years??

The world: hey lets get drunk and have a party that'll only last a few hours yeahh and disobey our parents.

God: I will allow you to do that, but when it comes to judgement day I will ask why you chose to do these things for a short amount of time.

by KyroPlayz March 19, 2018

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

A being who can suck my dick

if you see God they are obligated to suck you dick, even if you do not have one

by fancygoblin December 11, 2022