by Waiyan August 07, 2018
A fat person trying to crowd surf and when they jumps the crowd parts like the red sea.
When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).
Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.
When someone try to do a stage dive but the crowd moves away (usually happens when fat people try to stage dive).
Any attempt at a stage dive or crowd surf that causes the crowd to separate as the person is still in midair.
Fat guy: I'm going to go crowd surfing!
Friend #1: Don't do it!
*Fat Guy jumps of stage*
Crowd: SHIT!
*Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy*
*Fat Guy falls on his face*
Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass?
Friend #1: Don't do it!
*Fat Guy jumps of stage*
Crowd: SHIT!
*Crowd moves from under the fly fat guy*
*Fat Guy falls on his face*
Friend #2: Why did you try a flying moses, fat ass?
by lonercs June 17, 2010
An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.
See pull a nik.
See pull a nik.
(over the phone)
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."
by Makenshi February 23, 2006
A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.
by CrispyPotatoSlice August 23, 2017
by Norgo April 06, 2009
by William Decheat November 07, 2011
having sex with a condom
by Bean Flickers December 06, 2002