shit flap

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

flap

A half a gram of cocaine, which usualy sells for 30 dollars.

"hey man can get a flap of caine off you?"

by Chris April 14, 2005

Cack Flap

Surprising a goose by randomly inserting dildos made of algae into whatever orifices you can find

That Goose was aroused by the Cack Flap

by the Scrumptiously big Daddy April 23, 2019

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

anal flap

A small flap of skin that hangs down over the anus caused from too much anal sex.

Man that girl got it soo bad last night that she's sportin' and anal flap.

by teknotronikgrrl420 November 26, 2007

Flap Jacks

A sex position which a female is mounted and faced forward towards the male. The male then grasps the ass cheeks of the female and bounces it up and down like they were flipping pancakes.

Damn boy I flap jacks the hell out of Tiffany last night. Her ass was flipping like pancakes.

by Jacobthewolf September 7, 2012