The first guy you ever date, a tortured soul with a floppy haircut who, despite being incredibly sensitive where matters involving his own well-being are concerned, treats you appallingly, never pays attention to a word you say and dumps you by the side of the road.
by awfulstuff March 08, 2024
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by JonMay August 04, 2020
When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
by Azenath69 March 09, 2022
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