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floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.
i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.
by lafartola May 14, 2015
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Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.
"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"
by 84matt460 April 5, 2021
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Mythering, tell them float

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024
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floated a heater

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
by jdubya22 October 2, 2022
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Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).
Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.
by scowb May 23, 2024
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Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.
Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
by digiprints May 8, 2024
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Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.
-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?
by Krqkan September 24, 2016
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