Fucked-up Find-out

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated at a bar and uses their credit card to buy a round of drinks for friends, but doesnt remember it the next day. Then the billing statement comes and they wonder what the fuck the charge is from.

Drunken George decided he was going to use the plastic at the bar for a round of shots. He had a good time that night, but the following week he experienced the fucked-up find-out.

by Stevie Y December 13, 2004

finding nemo

what 'disney' movies have become now that they have joined forces with 'pixar' for an eternity... you decide:

a) fuckin awesome
b) fuckin awful

by The Paradiddle Pro October 18, 2004

Findle

Findle comes from the root words 'fondle' and 'bindle'. A bindle can mean a sack or small package. And fondle means to rub someone's 'no-nos'. Thus the word 'findle' enters the lexicon to mean: When someone secretly rubs their package on another person, specifically their 'no-nos'.

Bro, I forgot to wear underwear to work yesterday and we had this party of 175 sorority girls pack the place out. I findled like 30 of'em, bro!

by Masturbate Furiously September 26, 2011

Orlando Fish Finder

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.

Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Flanderism

Doctrine based on Ned Flanders' ideas, very similar to political correctness, where an individual or a collective tries to impose his own self-censorship and ideals on the rest of society. This is especially visible in the case of certain lobbies like those of the homosexuals, feminists, pro-life activists, anti-racism organizations, and certain charities.

A recent example of flanderism is the supression of all terms considered offensive or homophobic by Gay Gollective, from Google Translator.

by Deckard508 February 3, 2015

A Finding Nemo

The action of slurping/sucking on a fine ass batches suculent nappy tats until your cheeks cave in and you make the fish face.

(At Hooters)"I wanna give all these chicks finding nemos."

by Godofredo Smith June 21, 2006

go find the basement

What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.

Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?

You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 1, 2009