slappy fishbone

n.
1. An old school autococker (paintball gun)body, which is still very popular with paintball players because of it's looks

2. An out of control penis

1. Dude did you see that slappy fishbone... that thing is sweet!

2. Look out, DUCK!!! it's a slappy fishbone

by JG-UNIT May 18, 2005

crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).

"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005

ninja fishing

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.

Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.

by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014

Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 26, 2010

nigger fishing

Nigger fishing originated in the northern states, it consist of a minimum of four pick up trucks the leader flys a rebel flag out of his truck while one guy sits in the back with KFC chicken an malt liquor. Once the niggers start to gather up in a pile, you set out a big net tryin to catch as many as you can. You can only keep the legal ones example the nigger must measure at least 12 inches tall an no maximum height no age limit, your limited to 200,000 metric tons a day.

Hey John ya Matt, lets get the guys together an try our hand at nigger fishing. Ya Matt I here the niggers are running hot this time of year.

by nigg hunter October 16, 2011

going fishing

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

Fishnet Blowout

The event in which fishnet stockings have a stich or two broken in when the fatty tissue is pushing thru therefore causing a blowout of flesh.

That overwieght burlesque dancing was dancing so hard she caused a fishnet blowout!

by Mr. Lemons May 26, 2010