Fetch

1.Adj, maeaning cool; awesome; inspired by Gretchen from the movie mean girls
2.I know some people who use it as a substitute for swearing.

1. Kelsey, your shirt is so fetch.
2. I hate you, fetch!

by anonymous464646 November 3, 2007

fetch

Something that is awsume!! not to be mistaken for the word feltching

oh my go your handbag is so fetch!
Oh that guiys ars is so frickin fetch!

by dinkydoo and pinkypoo April 15, 2009

felch

The act of inserting a large tube up partner's anus; following a descent size hamster. Allow the hamster to explorer the rectum throughly.

A doctor reported that a patient's anus was severely burned, and their partner endured a broken nose. This was due to the igniting of a methane pocket in the anus, after light a match trying retrieve a felched hamster.

(Unfortunately, the scorched hamster did not survive.)

by L A Lara October 17, 2008

Fetch (Sexual Act)

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

felching

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Fedechini

under cover agent, police

by Anonymous November 5, 2003