feustache

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

fecish

modify fecist; of or dealing with feces; being full of shit; having a tendency towards political politeness when you'd rather say someone is full of shit; the height of shit-ness; wanting to classify a friends comments as full of shit without saying "You're full of shit."

I know you're a Republican, that's why I love all your fecish comments about my favorite Democrats.

or

You're the bowel movement of my dreams with your fecish comments about my new girlfriend.

by benighse June 23, 2009

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013

fegus

A vile. putrid biological mess that typically causes diseases.

There was some fegus forming on the underside of the toilet seat.

by Pezienda April 24, 2014

focus dick

A condition wherein a man may miss out on certain opportunities, because his dick is focused on one particular female (regardless of the amount reciprocated interest from said female). A romantic relationship is the ultimate form of focus dick.

Jack: Hey dawg, did you end up hooking up with Jenny last night? She was all over you.
John: No brah, I was trying to hook up with Jill. I didn't even notice Jenny.
Jack: Dawg, you got a mad case of focus dick, you can't let the focus dick do you like that.

by Da Kraken March 20, 2015

Fucus

It's fucking and focus combined

Keep the fucus on yourself

by Mahogany1976 July 31, 2017

Focus

A situation where the participant is in a losing position and cannot do anything in their power to change the outcome. Can be categorized as misfortune.

Guy 1: “Damn, I just put a band on this finals series and they’re saying Kevin Durant won’t play”

Guy 2: “That’s focus, I hope you picked up some extra hours at work”

by Hwywdbrguy June 30, 2019