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West Farmington

a.) a small village in the middle of nowhere if you blink you pass it
b.) a small town with only two roads going in and out of it
c.) a small place where all you see in either direction is farms
1: did you see that little town we just past?
2: what town I didn't see anything but farms
1: you must have blinked then we just past West Farmington
by Michie321dgfjsrtfjzafgjdtykdch January 31, 2009
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Firmingham

Tall, handsome, sexy body. Mostly addicted to camaros and large tits. Great in bed. Loves to have sex on the hood of his camaro in the rain! Also known as Firm-tits, Firm-balls, firm-gonzo, firm-in-hand.
Ohhhh that Firmingham is an animal!! Have you seen his Gonzo!!!
by c-g October 4, 2011
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farmping

The obsessive act of using a bicycle tire pump to fill ones colon with air for the sole purpose of the intense physical release of flatulence.
"Bill, I want a divorce. You don't pay any attention to the kids anymore or spend time with me. You always come home and go straight into the basement and spend all your time farmping! And I'm taking the tire pump in the divorce too!"
by BowelDiver86 August 23, 2011
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farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3
-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!
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farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".
Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)
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framing business

A term for a bachelor life-style of having intercourse with multiple women.
Hey bro, sorry things didn't work out with the old lady. Look's like you're back to the framing business.
by Nyquillis Dillwad October 9, 2013
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fapmingo

The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.
I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.
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