flamingle

The act of trying to flirt/mingle but you are so awkward that you become a flamingo.

Gloria: Why be single when you can flamingle?

Bon'Quisha: That never works.

by ChillLemon November 24, 2013

Flaming Lips

An experimental rock band that mixes the sounds of Joy Division (post-punk), Radiohead (prog-rock), and various garage bands to make some w1x0rly sweet music.

The Flaming Lips is an awesome band.

by Philip July 24, 2003

flaming trombone

The act of lighting your own fart while a woman performs oral sex on you.

I was gassy and horny, and she was not opposed to giving me a flaming trombone.

by Tit Whistle December 29, 2007

flaming shit heel

A guy who's convinced he's God's gift to humankind, ultra cool; but, in fact, is a pathetic, trend-chasing wanker

Shawn is such a flaming shit heel!!

by missysue978 June 26, 2009

Flaming Shit Punch

Eating spicy food before a fight, then pooping diarhea over your fist in order to make a double dose of pain on your opponent.

The flaming shit punch really did a number on that black guy.

by Sooperpoopscooper May 30, 2011

faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

Fatmingo

A large rotund man, with huge belly proportions and arrogant tendencies. A fatmingo resembles a flamingo through his pink attire and feasts on shiny shrimp. Fat-min-go

Can also be used as an expletive.

Wow look at that fatmingo, he has had many a shrimp today.

Holy Fatmingo!

by QWAG October 31, 2012