False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Raid Failers

A segment of the One Piece Fandom that believes that the Raid on Onigashima will fail, and will not take no for an answer, despite any other logic. Additionally they've basically given up on hopes of another saga, and are stuck in this delusionary state that Oda is never going to move on with the story.

Synonyms: Idiots, toxic, jojo-referencers but with One Piece

Casual anime fan/op fan: I'm finally at the raid!! OP was so long, but I'm here! I'm with the Fandom! Now I get to witness Luffy's brawl with the current bad guy!
Raid Failer: Oh, you're finally at the Raid? It's gonna fail you know, Oda isn't going beyond Wano.
Casual fan: What do you mean? I haven't even started, it's a shonen manga, isn't it?
CHAD Fan: Ignore that douche, He's one of the Raid Failers.

by Mr. Nosebleed Cook February 5, 2022

false

Saying something is false means that it would be wrong, and a useless thing to do. When something can be done better or is not at all of satisfactory manor its false.

Jack Black: I could 26 skedew you a song, but that would be false.

by Ant C August 26, 2003

False Hope

Obama's entire campaign.

McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass

by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011

false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007