facsimile

when someone is being a dumbass

Rajneet your such a facsimile

by quesada!@#$ June 15, 2018

fatchick

syn: stupid, dumb ass, retart, prisoner

A very stupid person; an immature person; an ex-con; a person who has been raped in jail

Anyone who goes for a deal like that is a fatchick!

Don't take me to jail, I don't waana become a fatchick!

by Legion Ivory August 21, 2004

fatch

a fat sloppy ugly person who makes a complete ass out of himself.

U were all fatched up last night

by steve November 11, 2003

Alternative facts

Alternative facts cited which have been ignored by one's opponent in a disagreement. Fact: "My client slipped on your floor and broke his neck!" Alternative fact: "Your client dropped a banana peel onto the floor, and then stepped on it!"

"Your argument is very persuasive, but I have additional facts, alternative facts, which you have ignored, and which refute your viewpoint."

by Alawisciousexpialidocious February 9, 2017

all facts

An outright lie.

Hey check this cool site www.urbandictionary.com. It's all facts, no-bullshit or anything like that!

by pertsanaattori April 25, 2011

Facts

A concept that can be proven though it does not need to be true. For example the earth is flat and that is a fact sure it is not a correct fact obviously but if it was it would be able to be proven.

Ben shapiro: Uses "facts and logic"
Liberal: lemme fact check oh and it says here that that is not true
Ben shapiro: FAKE NEWS

by CuckservatardSlayer666 April 19, 2019

Fatcat

When someone follows a trend just because they think its cool

I hate that Gemma likes soccer just because the world cup is on at the moment, she is such a Fatcat

by litterbug39 October 7, 2012