Giant man baby with XL head, good dick drawer though. Loves a good winge and extremely loud and offensive belches in the face, struggles with daily tasks which a 4 year old could probably perform. Also likely to hear him listening to screaming You Tube videos and shitty wrestling commentary.
Luke: Hi farmstead, could you possibly do a collection for me?
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
Farmstead: AHHHHH! I'M NOT THE ONLY 1 WITH A LICENSE (screams an angry balloon headed trev)
Luke: Why are you the way you are Farmstead? (shakes head in disappointment, beard going nuts)
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Get the Farmstead mug.n. Someone who cuts you off or does something stupid in traffic, nearly causing an accident (fatal or minor) and endangering themself and/or others including you. Fuckey can be substituted with Buckey
Nice signal, Fuckey Farmsworth...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
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Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
Are you trying to get everyone killed Fuckey Farmsworth?
Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...
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An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.
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See also: EverCrack
See also: EverCrack
Due to an addiction to FarmCrack, millions of people neglect real responsibilities - like eating or homework.
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Get the Farm Ville mug.A bet where no wager is made. Originated within the Ukrainian farming community in northern Alberta who were well known for their penny-pinching ways.
Michael: I think it's going to rain.
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
Ken: Want to make a farmer's bet on that?
Michael: Sure, no loss to me!
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