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Facebook is the new Bebo. Most of the people on Facebook are self absorbed attention seekers who like to post as many pictures of themselves as they possibly can. Facebook mainly consists of lyrical captions for duck face pictures and hormonal girls who feel the need to tell the world about their break up from a month long relationship. Some people often mistake Facebook for Twitter and include the hashtag after a dramatic speech of a status. Facebook is the home of drama. Log in to Facebook and you'll question the reason for some people's existence.
*Logs into Facebook*
Girl 1 status: "HATIN NOT BEIN NEXT TO YUU BBY. CRYIN MASEFL TO SLEEP EVRY NITE. night peepz :(:(:((: btw single nd lookin xxx"
Girl 2 status: "Fuck you and all your shit. I'm done."
Girl 3 status: "You're such a head f***!! I HATE BOYS!!"
Girl 4 status: "If happy eva after did exist i wud still be holdin u like dis all those fairy tales r full of shit 1 mor fukin love song ill be sick.. (8)"
Girl 5 status: "HAHAHA cant believe you #shitboysdo #onceacheatalwaysacheat #fuckthis #chicksb4dicks"
by PH4Nn February 26, 2013
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facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.
Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.
by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015
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EnhanceHer Factor

On the hotness scale (1-10), the EnhanceHer Factor is anything that gives someone an edge and adds points to their level of hotness.
Suzy is a 7. But her father is the owner of the Patriots. She is now a 9.
Hannah is a college freshman and is a 4. Yet, her Spanish accent, salsa dancing skills, and puerto rican swag bumps her up to a fuckable 6.5. Thank you EnhanceHer factor!
by Jacobi McRoofie December 15, 2011
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Double-faced entendre

Somebody who has two totally different personalities. One side being an angel and the other side being the devil.
Man 1: Dude, she's not good for you.
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She's a double-faced entendre.
by DaAdault June 23, 2021
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face palm

The act of slapping your forehead with the palm of your head in exasperation.
Guy 1: Holy shit, I just realized that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the Alphabet song have the same tune!
Guy 2: *face palms*
by kirbydude January 16, 2007
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Open-Faced Burrito Slam

A sexual manuever in which the female is lying with her shoulders down on the bed and her legs spread and pointing toward the ceiling. The male in turn has his penis pointed directly down and is in a state of insertion while his legs are to the sides of the female in a sort of half-crouch with his hands holding her ankles up. He then rocks back and forth, according to personal preference for amount of pleasure desired. This angle allows maximum stimulation of the female's G-spot and requires almost no effort from either participant whilst allowing for a maximum amount of stimulation.

This is a variation of the Samoan Piledriver.
"Dude! I got a leg cramp from doing the Open-Faced Burrito Slam last night!"
by Big Evil! November 29, 2004
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Facebook Evangelist

A person who constantly tells people (without a facebook) to get a facebook account (even if they don't plan on talking to that person once they get one.)
Person 1: Hey, do you have a Facebook?
Person 2: No, I don't.
Person 1: You really should get one...
(Person 1 goes on about all the wonderful atributes of Facebook.)
Person 2: Stop being a Facebook evangelist!
by up@6aM March 21, 2009
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