eye shot

The newest definition of dumbassery, an eye shot consists of imbibing alcohol (usually vodka) through one's eye as a way of getting the alcohol into one's system more quickly. This is, of course, an incredibly good way to end up blind.

Bob: So how did you lose your sight?
Fred: Eye shots. It was so worth it!

by Blakeyboy93 September 25, 2010

eye sandwich

A hand gesture, made after a baller jump shot, intended to insult the manhood of the opposing player by waving an open hand in front of the face with palm inward.

See Desean Stevenson giving eye sandwich after to Lebron James after shot during NBA playoffs game 2 2008.

"You cant be givin' L-train da sanwich!"

by D-Rillz April 21, 2008

eye cocktail

A very attractive waitress or bartender.

The drinks there are overpriced. But you're really paying for the eye cocktail.

by HenryThe8th September 20, 2009

eye rinse

to look at a cute picture, such as puppies or kittens, immediately after seeing something horrifyingly offensive in an effort to erase or clear the memory the previous image.

While surfing the net I accidentally stumbled upon a goatse. To recover I did an eye rinse with a picture panda's playing on a slide.

by Kalyco May 30, 2010

eye-a-beetus

diabetes of the eyes
a condition caused by an overload of eyecandy.

-"He's hot."
-"Yeah he's givin' me eye-a-beetus!"

by izzyyt July 26, 2010

eye hit

when you're blazing a doobie and smoke goes into your eye causing brief, yet severe pain, and an involuntary reaction to squint like Popeye for a moment

Dude, I just got an eye hit off that blunt & it hurt like a bitch!

by dahurricane September 30, 2010

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012