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epic pow

The best winter snow conditions for snowboarding, skiing or snowmobiling. Perfect snow depth, consistency and untouched by anyone else.
Man today is an epic pow day on the mountain
by Betty Badass December 24, 2013
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Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.
Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'
by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019
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Epic Juice

Epic to the point of needing a juice named after it.
Person 1: Dude! I just won 2 front row tickets off the radio!

Person 2: Epic Juice man! Take me!
by IamAnEvilLittleGirl November 7, 2010
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Epic Chav

Possibly one of the most dangerous type of chav they usually treck the endz solo but sometimes they buddy up. If you ever see a Epic chav you need to run they will take all of your clothes and money. they normally have a chavvy family that lives in a bin with chav names like Jack or Ben. If you see them shirtless this means its summer and they want BLOOD they WILL take everyone they see.
Josh: oi you see that jack and his brother ben in that bin yeah they are Epic Chavs
Matt: Yeah I know saw him running around shirtless beating up homeless people
Jack: SHUDDUP!!!!
by My name chef September 16, 2018
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Epic Exaggerationist

A person who uses the word "EPIC" to describe things which are CLEARLY NOT EPIC.
GUY 1: "Dude, last night was SO EPIC!"

GUY 2: Bro, we stood around in a backyard and you blacked out at 11:20pm, these events surely do not qualify as EPIC.

GUY 1: "SOOOOOOO EPIC!!!"

GUY 2: You're being an Epic Exaggerationist, and hence a douche.
by Dasage November 13, 2011
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Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win
He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.
by audio douchebag March 25, 2012
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epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.
Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.
by Clib the Right April 24, 2019
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