When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.
While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.
by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010
Get the Sweaty Earl mug.Earley is named after the great Jarrod Earley, pioneer of our times. To do an Earley means to faint or pass out in order to get yourself out of a tricky situation, most commonly an exam, but could be any random situation
Jessam: Damn, how gay was that Maths Methods exam? I completed only 58.07% of the questions and spent 13.91% of my time drawing pictures of gender-specific houses!
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure
by Jzm August 4, 2007
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When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
by casualskoal May 18, 2011
Get the Earl the Chew Gnome mug.Any plaid shirt, but is usually flannel. The term is derived from the small Northern Ontario town of Earlton, where the men typically get home from a day's work in the bush and sit right down to the dinner table. It is considered to be the town's formal wear. Abbreviated to "E.D"
by mistresskittty October 17, 2010
Get the Earlton Dinner Jacket mug.if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.
Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.
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by sexy soup boy July 2, 2018
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located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.
INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"
EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."
DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"
EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."
DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"
by moan-eel January 6, 2008
Get the earlestown mug.Birth name, Thebe Kgositsile, the roughly-put hottest rapper out of OFWGKTADGAFLLLSBB. He raps about coke, raping hoes and bodily fluids. He has not recently been making music, due to his sudden dissapperence. Some sources believe that he is attending Coral Reef Academy in Samoa. As of this date, his mother will not allow him to release music. He also does not know about the group's rising fame. The OF members vow to free him from Samoa and "rule the world."
by JustCallMeThurnis June 3, 2011
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