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Ding Dong Dude

The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!

Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!

-2 weeks later-

Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.

Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.

Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?

Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.

Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013
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Ding dong

Someone who is social and always is happy and smiley and happy to lucky no matter what. Always brightening your day every time they see you.
My friend is such a beautiful ding dong. He always brightens everyone’s days.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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ding dang doo

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when its a proper ding dang doo
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bling ding

fake jewerly or non expense jewerly
Erma: "So is that Necklace some Bling Bling or Bling Ding"
Melisa: "(laughing) some Bling Ding"
by liza navarro December 24, 2007
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ha ding

Watching one of your friends pitch for a major league team is so ha ding.
by KRay of BSide November 2, 2008
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Hing Ding

n. A syn. for the word redneck

adj. Anything dealing with the redneck culture
(n.) Look at that hing ding over there fishing with a stick.
(adj.) That redneck over there thinks he's all that with his hing ding pick em' up truck.
by borthycleeaz July 20, 2010
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My Ding-a-ling

"My Ding-a-Ling" is the title of a novelty song written and recorded by Dave Bartholomew. In 1972 it was covered by Chuck Berry and became Berry's only U.S. number-one single on the pop charts. Later that year, in a longer unedited form, it was included on the album The London Chuck Berry Sessions. Two members of the Average White Band, guitarist Onnie McIntyre and drummer Robbie McIntosh, played on the single. Nic Potter of Van der Graaf Generator played bass on the track.

"My Ding-a-Ling" was originally recorded by Dave Bartholomew in 1952 for King Records. When Bartholomew moved to Imperial Records, he re-recorded the song under the new title, "Little Girl Sing Ting-a-Ling". In 1954, The Bees on Imperial released a version entitled "Toy Bell". Berry recorded a version called "My Tambourine" in 1968, but the version which topped the charts was recorded live during the Lanchester Arts Festival at the Locarno ballroom in Coventry, England, on 3 February 1972, where Berry – backed by The Roy Young Band – topped a bill that also included Slade, George Carlin and Billy Preston. Boston radio station WMEX disc jockey Jim Connors was credited with a gold record for discovering the song and pushing it to #1 over the airwaves and amongst his peers in the United States. Billboard ranked it as the No. 15 song for 1972.
Ever Heard of that sick ass song, "My Ding-a-ling" yet?
by Drake needs to find a hairline October 19, 2016
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