another term for taking a huge shit. It can ALSO be used in reference to when one has to release a massive amount of anal gas.
If you dont shut the fuck up, im going to come over there and dump ass all over your face!!
I shouldn't have ate at Taco bell, because now i have to use Karen's bathroom and completely dump ass everywhere.
I shouldn't have ate at Taco bell, because now i have to use Karen's bathroom and completely dump ass everywhere.
by ScottyB0n3s March 2, 2009
Get the dump ass mug.Noun. A large bowel movement that piles in the toilet in a great mound. Often times one flush is not enough to rid the toilet of this massive monster.
Later he will quite possibly regret that second helping of chili when he is dropping a dino dump into the porcelain god.
by S.BOB September 24, 2010
Get the Dino Dump mug.1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.
by TayHawk December 17, 2010
Get the December Dump mug.The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
by WFTR November 1, 2013
Get the Dumping Monkey mug.A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
Get the dump horse mug.That horrible feeling before leaving for work or at work when one exists in a state of needing to shit and not wanting to shit, whose outcome is determined by the observer of the phenomenon.
by WageslaveZ January 20, 2018
Get the Schroedinger's Dump mug.When a mobile device is so full of apps it takes so long to find the app you wanted, by the time you found it, you forgot why you needed it. Hence it is time to go app dumping.
by TaylorTech September 24, 2011
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