another term for taking a huge shit. It can ALSO be used in reference to when one has to release a massive amount of anal gas.
If you dont shut the fuck up, im going to come over there and dump ass all over your face!!
I shouldn't have ate at Taco bell, because now i have to use Karen's bathroom and completely dump ass everywhere.
I shouldn't have ate at Taco bell, because now i have to use Karen's bathroom and completely dump ass everywhere.
by ScottyB0n3s March 2, 2009

Noun. A large bowel movement that piles in the toilet in a great mound. Often times one flush is not enough to rid the toilet of this massive monster.
Later he will quite possibly regret that second helping of chili when he is dropping a dino dump into the porcelain god.
by S.BOB September 24, 2010

1). The act of dumping ones significant other shortly before or shortly after December 1st in order to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
2). The time period from roughly November 20th to December 20th in which many couples part ways to avoid buying them a Christmas present.
Man my facebook feed is getting blown up by all the relationship status changes, must be the December dump.
by TayHawk December 17, 2010

the act of taking a giant shit on one chest after sex in order to create an exotic feel to perck the nipples
son: hey mom why are dads nipples really hard and why does he smell ?
mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
mom: nothing we just had a hippo dump
by !kidflash! October 20, 2011

Pooping just enough to relieve your rectum from being in pain. A Comfort Dump may be used to squeeze out just enough poo so as to relieve discomfort or to buy time until the pooper can make it home or to a more comfortable setting for a truly satisfying dymp.
by RealDollParts February 11, 2017

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.
by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.
“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”
by the great auk September 16, 2018
