drunk billionaire

The friend who gets drunk and decides to buy his / her friends drinks, only to regret it the next day upon seeing the tab.

Drunk billionaire: Heyyyyyyy let's do a shhhot!

Friends: Can't. I'm broke!

DB: No shhhh, s'okay. I'll buy.

And the next day...

DB: how the fuck did I spend one hundred dollars last night???

by not a db March 17, 2010

Drunk Darts

When you are drunk and can fuck up a dart (cigarette) but when you’re drunk they come at a 2:1 ratio for sober darts

Ryan: yo I had like six drunk darts last night

Brandon: Damn so your sober dart count is at 3

Ryan: shit bro I forgot about the 2:1 ratio

by Dart god October 13, 2019

kayak drunk

The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.

Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”

Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”

by Adele is fat September 19, 2019

Slothy Drunk

When you drink yourself into slight retardardation and near extinction for no particular reason at all.

Bro 1: what’s Brice doing over there?
Bro 2: oh he’s just getting slothy drunk, he had a rough day

by ThedirtiestoftheJ’s January 18, 2020

Music Drunk

When your brain is all mixed up because you've been playing a musical instrument too long, or listening to music too long.

Joseph was so music drunk he couldnt put complete sentences together.

by sugarcakesandcupcakes December 30, 2011

Creepy Drunk

Stage of drunkenness where you are so drunk that you do creepy things such as grind hard with random girls who want no part of it, pass out and randomly wake up throughout night, or sit staring creepily at a person for much to long.

John: Dude last night was so weird

Tim: Why's that?

John: Frank kept staring at me the entire night from his seat in the corner.

Tim: Oh damn! He was creepy drunk.

by UNOMav December 4, 2010

drunk elbow

When you are so drunk that you lose control of your whole arms.

Friend 1: Misses entire rack in beer bong.

Friend 2: Holy shit you have really bad drunk elbow!

Friend 1: *Drops drink*

Friend 2: "Woah watch your drunk elbow!"

by JMUnation March 29, 2015