Disorient

International art collective consisting of sexy fucking house music, bright and blingy blinky art, and massive air-filled sculptures. The prevailing style is ultra-heavy GlamTech deluxe.

I was at a disorient party last night and now my life will never be the same.

by dimitrid October 23, 2010

Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

discraft

Brand of flying discs (NOT Frisbee), and probably the most popular among ultimate players. Best-seller is the 175 gram Ultrastar.

I bought my discs online from discraft.

by captain phoenix May 17, 2006

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.

At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010

Dinero Deficit Disorder

Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.

My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.

by Two Hep Cats November 20, 2010

Glitter Dick Disorder

A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.

Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder

by Bennnndover October 23, 2019

Dick Craving Disorder

Dick Craving Disorder (often referred to as D.C.D.) is when a female of any age is on a 'dick rampage' and is sleeping or doing anything sexual with tons of guys non-stop.
Usually caused by losing virginity, having sex with a person good in bed or by getting D.C.D. from the male, the male can have D.C.D. but will not be effected by the disorder, he will simply carry the disorder and give it to whom ever he sleeps with.

Kevin: 'Yo Jim i finally took Tina's virginity'
Jim: "Damn Kevin you're the man"
Kevin: 'Yeah, but ever since then she dumped me and slept with 5 other guys and this happen 2 days ago'
Jim: "Damn bruh she got the Dick Craving Disorder"

by _The_Realist_ March 7, 2011