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disorient express by valvespout August 29, 2005
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temporal disorientation
A state in which an individual has no bearing of time whatsoever. Can be caused by long periods of drinking, heavy drinking, concussions, coma, deep sleeps, or just general obliviousness.
After that 12th tequila shot I came to at my buddy's house in a state of complete temporal disorientation.
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
I jacked Mike in the head so hard he didn't know what day it was (temporal disorientation).
temporal disorientation by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
temporally disoriented
At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...
I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.
temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010
disoriented
Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.
disoriented by Sumoboo January 17, 2015
disorientated
A word describing one who has lost his/her bearings or direction.
Disorientated is the British English form of the American word Disoriented, and is not incorrect or 'ignorant' by any means or measure.
Disorientated is the British English form of the American word Disoriented, and is not incorrect or 'ignorant' by any means or measure.
I had far too much to drink last night, which left me wholly disorientated, causing me to get on the wrong bus and end up 40 miles from my house.
disorientated by perennialrecluse1000 July 25, 2010
disoriental
disoriental by luv2motorboat June 20, 2009
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