Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.

The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.

by Bob Heartmen October 5, 2021

mechanical diarrhea

A mess of old mechanical items and parts from various machines like automobiles, computers, appliances, and other things found in junkyards.

Look at this mechanical diarrhea on the ground!

by Doctor WTF October 7, 2021

chunky diarrhea

It is very wet and full of small logs, all the color brown.

hey! come look at my chunky diarrhea!

by Turdfart7000 October 28, 2021

Cosmic diarrhea

When you have extremely bad diarrhea so bad that when it comes out it feels like it could rip apart the universe and leaves you butthole raw

Lisa had to go to the bathroom she ate to much Mexican food now she has cosmic diarrhea

by Lilith Nishikinomiya September 14, 2022

The Diarrhea Song

A song sung by young people discribing the fast effect of diarrhea comming out your asshole.

For example:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you feel something slide
And you just ate soeme pie:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

When you're playing with your monkey
And you feel something funky:

Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)
Diarrhea (Cha Cha Cha)

by Bob October 10, 2004

The Diarrhea Song

when you're sliding into third,
and you feel you have to turd...

(chorus)

When you see a skid mark,
and you're not even in a car...

(chorus)

When you're miles from anywhere,
and your bowels just don't care...

(chorus)

When your stomach hurts,
and you just know you've got the squirts..

(chorus)

The song about the result of eating dodgy food in the middle of nowhere and the end result of needing to expel the results.

by Melbear May 10, 2005