Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.

“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”

by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022

The Dew

“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.

“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”

by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022

Fountain Dew

Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines

"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"

by IncyIncoming September 7, 2022

Will dew

Simply complying to something, but when what you’re being asked to do takes under 5 minutes.

Ariana: “Can you get me my chicken leash, its on the countertop.”
Daniel: “Will dew.”

by uonkog December 28, 2022

Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew

Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew

by korean phil January 14, 2023

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023