defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

Detectivate

To investigate someone in the game of mafia

“I will detectivate you Andrew”

“Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”

by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020

Immaculate Defecation.

When one does a shit and then wipes their ass and miraculously it's already pristine and clean.

Immaculate Defecation.
{shit} {crap} {butt} {defecate} {immaculate}

by slipkid69 February 1, 2018

Google Earth detective

A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.

I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"

by PV Person February 25, 2022

Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 16, 2014

Detective Comics

A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.

Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!

by Betterthanyouguy December 2, 2004

true detective

1. The feeling of let down and displaced anticipation when something goes really well for a period of time, but, suddenly and unexpectedly, turns into a failure.

2. Disappointment after something that went well once, does not go well on the second attempt.

Girl A: I thought he and I might have been onto something really good for awhile, but then he just turned into a total fuck boy.
Girl B: Ugh, a total True Detective move

by DJPorQueZ August 4, 2016