the dean 

the art of knowing something that you absolutley obviously know nothing about. ie i got a guy that want's a mastacater pump. and also the art of designing stuff that you don't know about either.

hey i weant to do the dean to your mom.

hey i know about stuff but i don't really

the dean by paul vortman August 12, 2008

brandi dean 

synonym for godlike; also known as a BAMF. Also used as an adjective to describe being unhumanly gorgeous. see also hauss or badass

Man, that girl is ranking as a Brandi Dean.

brandi dean by Hygieia April 14, 2009

connor dean 

just has a monster cock. End of.

all females in a 1 mile radius of a connor dean
- "omg my pussy is gushing must be a connor dean around"

connor dean by ILoveStella52 June 5, 2020

Jimmy Dean Fleshlight

Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.

Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.

As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.

The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.

My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.

Jimmy Dean Fleshlight by Dick Onchin December 8, 2020

Jackson Dean

**Jackson Dean**: Jackson Dean is a very hot, sweet and caring guy. He is talented and his Tik Tok videos are a gift to humanity. He is a literal king! Everyone loves him, we all know why.

Jackson Dean is a hottie.

Jackson Dean by S0me1Y0uD0n’tKn0w February 28, 2021

james dean 

the act of wrestling something/one into submission with merely a soul-piercing gaze, performed with such ferocity to cause a ripple in the space-time continuum; often accompanied by vehement discussions; likely to occur while consuming adult substances

1. "Y.B. keeps james deaning me - he stares deep into my eyes while we have earth-shattering convos. So serious, it rattles my bones."

2. "I felt the universe shiver - are you getting james deaned over dinner?"

james dean by meanerdeaner May 3, 2013

dirty dean 

The act of fucking a goat beside a highway then slitting its throat in tandem with the orgasm to heighten the pleasure of course. Then you run away from the cops who will undoubtedly be close behind you.

"Man I can't believe Jon pulled the dirty dean last night. Sure it would feel awesome and stuff, but goddam. That kid is fucking crazy."

dirty dean by MASCO WVU January 26, 2010