DAMAGED GOODS

A term used to explain a man's testicles after they have been kicked in the groin area!

OH MY GOD did you see her kick him? He's got damaged goods!

by Sornsen June 12, 2005

DanMalo

Its one word, bitch.
He rocks, he rolls, he mods the NG BBS with an iron fist... made of gummi bears.

"You are as cool as DanMalo."
"THATS A LIE!"
"You are right. Nobody is."

by Dan September 28, 2004

dadman

oh my lord

its the dadman
are u a dadman

by dad April 6, 2003

Splash damage

When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.

Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.

Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.

by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009

Splash damage

When you are taking a shit, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your ass hole before it has time to close.

Samuel was taking a shit at the McDonals on Castro street in San Francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his rectum.

by KablamoBill September 21, 2012

daman

refering to a person of great magnatidue. also referring to a boy named corey

Corey really and truly is a daman

by Corey October 17, 2003

Damage

another word used in place of damn; pronuniciation (dam!!!)-ij

Mrs. Mitchell: Hannah you got a 44% on your test.
Hannah: DAMAGE!

by indiannigga June 25, 2010