daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

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by JAWZ August 4, 2005

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018

dailyfangirl

A really cool person that own the Komaeda server

Person1: hey you know Dailyfangirl?
person2: yeah why?
person1: she got banned alot of times on tiktok
person2: ha!! shes a fucking noob

by HajimeHinhottie March 9, 2022

Mistake Daily

An common second name for the Cal Poly daily newspaper

Did you see how they messed up the map of the Middle East in the Mistake Daily today?

by Bungalow Bill October 15, 2001

Mizkif Daily

A very cool Instagram account for the mizkids. Everyone and they're grandma loves it!

David: "Gee, I sure love Mizkif!"
Antoine: "If you love Mizkif, you should follow mizkif daily on Instagram!"

by tousens November 23, 2021

daily bread

Another Word For Vagina.

So did you get any daily bread last night?

by Kerrilia April 26, 2006

Daily Bailey

This occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) Promptly after the sex the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with BBQ chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. While she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. The history channel may be substituted for Discovery or National Geographic.

Hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a Daily Bailey

by Pvt. Bailey February 18, 2009