Dirt Army

The best army in all of the land

Person 1 - I'm part of the dirt army
Person 2 bows down

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.

Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.

by CountLebula May 10, 2010

dirt stank

When there a poop stain in ur pants or on ur toilet and it stank.

Who left a big dirt stank on the toilet.

by IzzzyJ July 18, 2023

Blow Dirt

Explosive diarrhea.

Clay: I love pizza but every time I eat it I blow dirt.

by ghost towne June 15, 2023

Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 02, 2020

Dirt Pasty

Another word for human or animal defecation - shit.

"Your mate Pete's left another dirt pasty in the oven"

"Man your Girlfriend can bake a dirt pasty. Took me 4 hours to scrub the shitter clean"

by dirtdawg January 05, 2009

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 05, 2015