cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.

When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Cooterslap

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.

Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!

by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

coyote hungry

It's when you are so hungry you'll eat anything...even your own arm! Borrowed from the definition of coyote ugly. It's when you're so hungry you feel like you could gnaw off your own arm to avoid certain starvation.

Damn, I haven't eaten in 3 days. I'm coyote hungry, I could eat my arm right now it looks so good!

by hunger February 19, 2007

Cooter Looter

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.

Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.

by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008

pull a coyote

A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.

You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!

by toniwithaneye October 9, 2006

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007