Crunchies

Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.

Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!

by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008

captain crunch

when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.

Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!

by Swales February 8, 2007

crunchies

an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

by b-diddy June 21, 2003

Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS October 7, 2007

crunchy ass

Someone who is sleep deprived or stressed there for making them crabby and/or cranky and unpleasant for other people to be around

It would be easier to talk to you if your crunchy ass would get some sleep!

by Monique R February 22, 2009

cruncheese

Cheesy, crunchy, loud

"thats why I love Eta Cruncheese, crunchy, tasty, and loud

by crunchy November 17, 2004

Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014