(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 8, 2008
Get the smooch my cooch mug.The remaining skin of a males scrotum after neutering or castration. Most commonly that of a male dog.
by Chunkis February 19, 2018
Get the choocha mug.Mr. Johnson coochie-popped Nicole mercilessly, making her writhe in anguish from his enormous member thrusting in and out.
by Dirrrty January 26, 2004
Get the coochie-pop mug.Coochie Gang is a very well known mafia or organization in the meme community on Instagram. With hundreds and maybe a few thousand members raid ig thots getting them to shake they ass, pull a titty out on Instagram live you name it they‘ve done it. With the CEO being @HoodNiggaDemiks and the face of this mafia being @FatherDemiks you better watch yo hoe. One of their many accolades include getting Bluefaces’ ex girl to rub her Coochie on live and also got the well known news outlet in hip hop @Akademiks girlfriend to throw some ass on live.
Bro did you see that one girls live last night, she had like 1,000 ppl in there spamming Coochie Gang. I left for 5 min I come back and she’s twerking for them.
by PimpFrisbee November 21, 2019
Get the Coochie Gang mug.by Rachel December 6, 2004
Get the coochi crust mug.A quick but thorough cleansing of the privates when one does not have time for a full shower, most likely to be taken in the event of a booty call or a drunk dial when one needs to be fresh for possible intercourse.
"I don't have time to take a complete shower, but I have to at least take a coochie bath before my date gets here."
by JennyF March 25, 2009
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