Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018

Clipper knocker

A really long and hairy clit

She hit my dick with her "clipper knocker" and it felt gooood!

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 28, 2018

crapperson

A person who majorly sucks

your such a crapperson

by Hunter The Pegasus February 19, 2018

Crimper

Noun.

Polari word for a hairdresser.

Oh yeah, got me hair done at this new crimper place down the road.

by And. July 28, 2018

crimper balls.

when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...

guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.

guy2; oh shit!!1

guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.

by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

Crapper

A toilet

I need to go take a dump on the crapper real quick

by The reason why May 1, 2019