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pistol creeper

A dance which involves lingering around a dance floor slack jawed with eyes half open and forming your hands into pistols. The pistol hands are rocked back and forth in a rhythmic motion while the feet shuffle slightly. Occasionally one pistol is inserted into a pocket and drawn out then placed back in repeatedly. This dance is most common after one is highly intoxicated. It is not uncommon for an observer to mistake the dance for a seizure, as when done properly the dance is totally out of sync with the music.
After he got really petesched at the bar he did the pistol creeper for about an hour, and eventually ended up dancing with a dude.
by TankBean August 10, 2010
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Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed
i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy
by cheeseburgereddie May 5, 2011
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Preacher Creeper

A person on a college campus that is dressed like a college student, but is clearly not a student, and tries to talk to you about their religion.
Dude, I got stuck talking to a preacher creeper for ten minutes yesterday.
by sollers August 29, 2012
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Power creep

When a video game gets updated with new content, which is better than the old, making the old content underpowered. most often seen in MMORPG's
Developer: We have added a new patch, which adds several new weapons and quest lines to the game.
Player: These new items are so strong! What a Power creep
by BouncyVEVO June 9, 2018
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creep

A man who stares/smiles/waves/stalks/texts/fb ims a girl who is uninterested. A man that is clearing obsessed and some what desperate. Usually wants sex and will take advantage of a girl for it.
He is such a creep, he never leaves me alone and asks if im single.
by I. attract C.reepers May 3, 2010
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creep

To have sex with someone, usually someone you're cheating with
"He been creeping with other women all over town, why you defending him?"
by Sarah May 21, 2003
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CREEP

CREEP Definition #3

A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off &To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night & at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big Creep.
by Tina from the BGCA August 27, 2014
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