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Batty Creeper

A Closet Gay who discreetly yet eerily hits on men.
This bomboclot batty creeper be hitting on me again! Gunshot to his rainbow ass.
by RLN0518 August 31, 2010
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Creeper Countdown

This is the waiting period (and everything associated with it) where weird dudes across the internet slobber all over their keyboards waiting for a celebrity to turn 18 so they can talk about how hot she is.
First it was the Olsen twins, then it was Emma Watson. Maisie Williams just turned 17, so her creeper countdown has already begun!
by Tiara Azmalan June 18, 2014
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creeper

One who hits on younger people, usually because they can only be cool to a younger audience, and are not loved in their own age group.
Man that Garisson guy is a creeper.
by Caius Justinas May 23, 2005
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Sleepers Creepers

a person that will creep into your bed at the middle of the night, such as to cuddle with you or try and commit sexual acts upon you.
Donna is such a sleepers creepers, she came into my bed to try and sleep with me!

my new cat is such a sleepers creepers, he'll sleep with me for comfort
by M. Reckless March 2, 2009
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Creeper Pasta

1. One of the many Minecraft parodies of Pewdiepie's "Bitch Lasagna"

2. An insult towards a cowardly fighter
1. That creeper pasta was a parody of a parody
2. Just fight him, Don't be a creeper pasta
by TheSerperiorMaster August 27, 2020
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Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.
My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.
by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012
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Meat Creeper

A Meat Creeper: When a guy runs his hand up the leg of what he thought was a girl, it's what creeps down to meet him half way.
Dude#1: Had a scary encounter with that chick after the party the other night.

Dude#2: What, the really tall one with the big hands?

Dude#1: Yeah, wound up back on her couch and was about to do the deed when I made a nasty discovery.

Dude#2: Oh no, she had a Meat Creeper?!!!
by shakerrr March 19, 2011
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