Douche canoe

Ones way of describing an asshole or not nice person. Also a song by a youtuber called Mattg124.

"omg My dad is such an asshole"
"you mean douche canoe :D"

by Agentducky0012 August 24, 2011

Cano

A mexican or chicano mostly used from mexican to mexican

Frankie your all cano'd out!!

by Leander Russel July 22, 2010

Canon 5D Mark II

The most amazing camera in the world! It shoots 21 MP images and 1080P Videos. Again the best camera in the world!

I just can't believe that I now own the Canon 5D Mark II, i seriously shit brix when I opened the box.

by ecarmen August 8, 2009

canoedist

Someone who paddles a canoe without appropriate clothing. Often seen wearing other items like hats and shoes whilst their sweaty private parts are left exposed to unlucky bystanders.

Under International Rules of the Road any vessel approaching a canoedist must maneuver to ensure collision.

by whilst October 18, 2010

st anthony’s canossian secondary

wah this school ah i tell you the teachers right only care about our appearance one. cannot wear pe under blouse or else we get in trouble

the seniors ok one lah except the ah lians i don’t know why but they just hate the sec 1s so much like they never do anything wrong (poor sec 1s)
and one more thing to the teachers the rule only applies to the sec 1s the rest can do whatever they want so like if you can endure all this shit right then join us. :(

random student “mr ramli from st anthony’s canossian secondary only blames students and makes up lies about what they said “

by uhm omo August 22, 2021

Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

Canoodle

V. To cuddle/fondle another person.

After crawling into bed, Sarah canoodled Kit as she slept.

by KitLDA April 11, 2012