When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
Get the Crap Napmug. 1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.
2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.
3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart
4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.
2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.
3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart
4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.
Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online
by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014
Get the stupid crapmug. by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004
Get the crap on a crustmug. Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
Get the crap on crustmug. When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
Get the Crap Attackedmug. : A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.
by Matthew December 8, 2003
Get the crap of deckmug. Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later
Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Get the crap herdermug.