I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

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CBK (could be King)

Instead of saying fire, your say "could be king" or CKB for short
Also can be used for Jesus related things where it "could be king" i.e. could be jesus

Yo, that thing you just did that was cool, cbk (could be king)

by bababanananaaaa June 12, 2025

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What could go wrong?

A thing people say when they want to have awful things happen to them.

What could go wrong? It's "probably" safe!

by heykidslikecocaine?followme October 2, 2025

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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

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