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Content

not wanting more or anything else
I am content with what I have.
by Lady Amalthea May 31, 2009
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Connecticut

Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"

"How can you tell?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"

...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"

"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"

"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
by ctgirl November 11, 2004
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bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
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oxford, connecticut

Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.
I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!
by yoooo1 January 5, 2011
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pissing contest

Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk December 2, 2004
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contact

Used in the military to identify visible enemies.

See also: Tango
Multiple contacts ahead, proceed with caution.
by Jonnybear April 7, 2007
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Connecticut

- Richest state
- Highest average IQ at 115
- State which gives the least to charity

Also, the dumbass that said New Haven had nothing but giant houses is a dumbass. Try leaving the Yale area before opening your mouth.
50 Cent has a house in Connecticut
by One toasted ass cracker! November 14, 2004
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