eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
by nickdc323 September 8, 2005
Get the congo condom mug.A rare medical condition which involves one half of Siamese twins passing away at birth, thus permanently attaching the corpse to the other one's head.
- Oh my god, dude! He's got a dead fetus on the side of his head!
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.
- Yeah, I know. It's called Conjoint Twin Myslexia. Now stop staring at it.
by ct^ April 30, 2005
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You look so concord in those sneakers
That outfit is so concord
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Any faster and you'd be concord
That outfit is so concord
You are such a concord kinda guy, no wonder you can pick up chicks so easily, especially with that concord hairdo.
Check him out bro, he looks so concord
Any faster and you'd be concord
by Simon Daniele August 8, 2005
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Get the condom mug.It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.
The Pope doesn't want you to wear condoms. Isn't that rich? An elderly former Nazi who has never had sex wants to tell you how to have sex, and you are going to listen to him? Incredible, our species is doomed.
by the birds and trees March 1, 2008
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Get the condom mug.The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.
Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008
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