comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.

Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick

by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023

Comfort

a sense of physical or psychological ease, often characterised as a lack of hardship. Persons who are lacking in comfort are uncomfortable, or experiencing discomfort.

The use of Comfort as a verb generally implies that the subject is in a state of pain, suffering or affliction, and requires alleviation from that state

by SPrice1980 April 28, 2023

Coufartee

The act of coughing, farting and peeing all at once or in quick succession.

I laughed so hard that I did a coufartee, so I had to go take a shower.

by ToriLilly May 18, 2023

Comfactor

A mix between comfort and factor. Describes the comfort factor of your bed

EJ: Oi linguine, rate you bed on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the comfactor of your bed.
Linguine: My bed would have a comfactor of 28!
EJ: Oh wow! Linguine, your bed has a lot of comfactor :0

by That_guy761 May 23, 2023

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

Comfort Buffer

A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.

Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.

by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023