Certicalcinomonososociocity

when people are mean to other people unless you have food.

I had a kit kat. Chris wanted some. So i gave him one, and he offered a fist bump. After fist bumping, i noticed he had something written on his hand. It said "HATE."

He was using Certicalcinomonososociocity towards me.

by Kit Kat(: December 4, 2011

Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.

Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.

by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012

Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

cherti

cherti might be pretty, but she can be a bitch at times! her voice sounds like dora which is incredibly annoying, but she's the sweetest to all of her friends, if your not her friend then she'll be like a bitch to you!

girl 1: WOW THERES CHERTI
girl 2: don't try she only likes her friends like kelly or chelsea ugh

by idkx123 June 20, 2017

Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone

This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .

by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017